Monday, December 29, 2008

Fashion Fil

About a week and a half ago, Phil (or Fil, as he refers to himself) came home from work all excited about something. He told me that one of the IT guys at work had announced that the next day was going to be Dress Like Fil Day, complete with contest, and would I be willing to come down and be the judge?


Of course, I said "yes."


How could I resist? You see, Phil would make a great candidate for TLC's What Not to Wear. Stacy and Clinton would have a heyday if they saw his side of the closet. His clothes take up more space than mine do. But his daily wardrobe consists of three main staples: cargo pants, rugby/polo shirts, or long sleeved sweaters with a single horizontal stripe across the chest. A button-up shirt? Only under duress or on Sundays with a tie. (Thankfully, he doesn't wear the cargo pants to church.) Argyle sweater? Not on your life. Scary (sorry honey) sweaters from the 80s? Definitely, but only to company parties or to a really "nice" function.

Ten years ago, one of our neighbors said Phil reminded her of Steve from Blues Clues. I had no idea who she was talking about. We didn't have cable, and A-- was too small to know about Blue, so I bought a video tape of Blues Clues just so I would know who "Steve" was and what he dressed like. Our neighbor was spot on: Phil dressed just like Steve. Ten years later, he still does.




Wanna see the pictures? Of course you do.



Notice the ziplock baggie duct taped to the middle guy's pants because he doesn't own a pair of cargo pants. That's creativity, friends.




Can you tell they're all a bunch of enginerds/computer geeks? Uh-huh.


Phil is the one in the front, kneeling. The other three were the winners for the three categories: Best Dressed (clothes matched most closely with what Fil would wear), Most Articulate (best Fil impression), and Next GQ Model (best Fil pose).


It was awesome. And Phil was a great sport. Actually, he was more like a very enthusiastic sport about making fun of himself...one of the things I love best about him. What a guy!

9 comments:

Queen Scarlett said...

Hilarious.

sue-donym said...

I love this.

And thank heavens that wasn't a colostomy bag.

Geo said...

Ha! How funny!

And Sue's comment is going to finish me off. HA!

Sister Pottymouth said...

I'll make sure to tell Phil about the colostomy bag...

Elizabeth-W said...

That is hilarious!! What a good sport!

NiHao said...

Wow...Phil's just a hat and a few more stripes away from becoming the next "Where's Waldo?".

Kalli Ko said...

that, is hilarious.
you gotta love a man with a good sense of humor. it's a must have.

wendysue said...

So funny!

Millie said...

The guy on the right is hot. Do you have his phone number?