Monday, October 30, 2006

Entitled: What I Want for Christmas

What I want for Christmas is a Red Ryder BB gun that has a thing that tells time ...






Just kidding.






This is what I want for Christmas. It would be perfect to wear to Girls' Camp.



This is what I would give Nihao for Christmas, if I could.



This is what I'd love to get Phil for Christmas, if he'd actually wear it.



Compulsive Writer needs this to go with her favorite book.



I think Lo Down needs this when she's having one of these moments. Or maybe this.



All mothers need this. Especially when children are teenagers.



Eating Paste definitely needs this. But, then, he also needs this after a meal at El Azteca. Or this.



This is a must-have for The Jolly Porter or Oh, Judy.



I could get this for certain members of my family.



My son needs this. The other day, my sister told him he had Dorothy Hamill hair.






Who'da thunk I'd like silly T-shirts with things written on them? I'm the poster child for "What Not to Wear."




At least I can't shoot my eye out with a shirt.

15 comments:

LuckyRedHen said...

Those are great! I'd wear them IF they came in v-neck. There was a good one that said "I don't Skinny Dip. I Chunky Dunk." Righteous.

Lyle said...

Funny!

I'm too insecure to wear anything of that nature.

Millie said...

I love the embarrassing the children one. I spent my childhood embarrassing my parents, and now I'm the embarrassing mother. I can't think of a better kind of power than that, unless it's the strategic bursting into tears to get what you want.

dalene said...

Oh Shirt! That's funny!

And I have just loaned out books one and two to Lynda, but you're on my list...

Carrot Jello said...

Those are hilarious! I don't wear word shorts, but I might wear one of those.

Elizabeth-W said...

How about this for Elastic? I don't think this was added to the list.

Who Cut The Cheese? A Cultural History of the Fart.

This was a fun catalog to explore! I'm with TMM. While mine are too young yet to care, I can feel it coming on.

Lyle said...

You are entitled.

Robyn said...

My kind of humor! I love them. Now I want the embarrassing the teens one! It's my job, I'm a mom.

Lessel Peeper said...

I like the one I saw on a 500 pound man that said, "I overcame anhorexia"...all on one line.

Another favorite was one that said "Work harder, people on welfare are depending on you."

Anonymous said...

Ooh! Find me one, Sister Julie! -- Sir Ken GoBiddles

Melody said...

Thank you for making my Christmas shopping so much easier! Trust the potty mouth to find these jewels of wisdom so tastefully displayed ...seriously, I could go broke on that website!

P.S. Gracie and Fred like it too.

Sister Pottymouth said...

Sir Ken GoBiddles: I'm not sure who you are, but how about this one? They used to have one that said "Blog this," but I couldn't find it. That would be a good one for the collective blog world.

pflower10 said...

JULES,
I have sdme nephews that I can give quite a few of these to. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I'm with red-hen, If only they came in v-neck ......

Alexiev said...

Great...

Best regards...

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I just clicked through some of your playlist. Is it ALL Billy Joel???!!!? You need some Billy Joe(Green Day) thrown in there too for some variety!