Seriously folks, this just happened. I typed it as I witnessed it, so my apologies if it feels disjointed. I know I missed a couple of things because, hey, I can't type that fast anymore.
S: {sigh}........{siiiiigh}
Me: What's wrong?
S: A-- won't let me play with J--. {sigh}
Me: Why?
S: Because he says my jobs aren't done. That I can't play with her until my jobs are done.
T: Yeah, he's trying to be in charge, and he's not in charge. Mooooom, A-- is eating crackers on the chair!
[We don't allow food in the living room.]
Me: A--, no food in the living room. And you are not in charge. [He hears this phrase hundreds of times every day, literally.]
T: Mooooom, come and see. He's still doing it.
A: But look how I'm doing it. I'm not making a mess!
Me: [Seeing that he's holding the bowl of crackers clear up to his chin] Food stays in the kitchen. You get greasy fingers on the chairs when you do that.
[no response from A--]
T: I want to watch Curious George!
A: No. I picked this show.
T: But I want to watch Curious Geoooooooorge! [bursts into tears]
then....
T: I want to turn the TV this way.
A: No. I'm the one that chose the channel, I'm the one who's watching it, so I get to decide. I'm the only one who gets to watch because I chose the show.
Me: No, you don't. As long as you're eating, you have to stay in the kitchen, so the TV gets turned towards the kitchen. And everyone gets to watch.
S: [from the bathroom] So when it's movie night and you don't pick the show then you don't get to watch, A--.
A [yelling]: Guess what, S--? You're not in charge! So shush!!!
Me: [thinking, not saying] Now that's the kettle calling the pot black.
S-- comes back and he and A-- then engage in a viewing battle wherein both of them sway back and forth like pendulums, A-- in front of S-- and telling S-- that he can't watch because his jobs aren't done. Now who's trying to be in charge and play police?
A to S: I'm going to tell your friends that you watch Curious George.
S: [yelling] A--!!!! Please stop! Please don't tell them that I watch Curious George. It wouldn't be nice.
A: [in that snotty voice] So? I'm going to tell them anyway. Go get your jobs done.
Any wonder why I lose my patience by the end of the day?
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Now I want to watch Curious George.
Do you have any crackers?
There are a few crackers left, but you'll have to eat them in the kitchen. And you have to pronounce "Curious George" just like T-- does...
"Tyooreeus Djordj"
The thing about more kids is that there are more people to whine and fuss at. When there are just two kids, they only have each other. I honestly think that having a little variety might be nice. :)
So what is the big deal about A-- telling S--'s friends that he watches Curious George? D-- watches it and he's 11. I even watched a little of it the other night and I must admit it is better than most of the other cartoons on tv.
Just tell S that his uncle watches it too sometimes and he doesn't need to worry about what A-- thinks. :-)
It's good to know my kids are just as normal as your kids. Lately, our oldest has been trying to micro manage our parenting of her younger brothers.
Wet my pants - again. I can hear them both . ..
"Tyooreeus Djordj"!!
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