We just got back from a four-day-vacation with the boys this afternoon. I'll have to blog about it later, but until then, let me share with you the bumper sticker we saw while driving about:
My labrador retriever is smarter than your honor student.
Phil nearly wet himself laughing.
This is my favorite:
My kid can beat up your honor student.
So how does your favorite bumper sticker read?
17 comments:
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
That is AWESOME!!!! I love it!
About a week after we left Portland and moved to a city smaller, a bit more conservative, we were driving on the freeway and read one which we'd never seen before:
Charlton Heston Is My President
(as in the NRA)
We didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
LOL - CW's bumper sticker. (that is often the case isn't it?)
Um... I just saw one that made me smile:
Suburbia: where they cut down the trees and name the streets after them.
Elizabeth: That is especially funny, given his Planet of the Apes connections (CHIMP)
Scarlett: Oooo, that's a good one. Have you seen the one that says "Can you picture whirled peas?"
One of my faves is
Don't tailgate me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.
And a favorite for my occupation:
Honk if you floss naked. Your dental hygienist cares.
On our way to Texas we saw this little number:
The liver is evil. It must be punished.
We steered clear of that vehicle.
My favorite all time, (we are farmers):
Be Kind to Plants, Don't Eat Them
The universal bumper sticker for Democrats and Republicans...
"Run Hillary, Run!"
Democrats have on the rear bumper,
Republicans on the front.
Because I am a knitter:
MAKE GLOVES, NOT WAR.
Here's mine from a license plate holder (I know, not a bumper sticker but please indulge me) found on a Porshe - "My other car is a 1973 Pinto."
I'll keep my eyes out and contribute later... you took my "visualize whirled peas"
I just remembered one:
"I've become the man I always wanted to marry."
Hmmm. I wonder why that one came to me?
"Pardon me, but your blind self is getting on my nerves."
and
"Just because you are loud doesn't mean you are right."
Ok... I haven't seen the whirled peas... is there more to that? Or am I not picturing it right? ;-)
Unrelated, but you're invited to read my blog post of 7/9.
One of my favorite Seattle-type bumper stickers is the one that says "Who would Jesus bomb?"
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