Saturday, June 30, 2007

Bumper Sticker Vacation

We just got back from a four-day-vacation with the boys this afternoon. I'll have to blog about it later, but until then, let me share with you the bumper sticker we saw while driving about:

My labrador retriever is smarter than your honor student.

Phil nearly wet himself laughing.

This is my favorite:

My kid can beat up your honor student.

So how does your favorite bumper sticker read?


compulsive writer said...

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

Julie said...

That is AWESOME!!!! I love it!

Elizabeth-W said...

About a week after we left Portland and moved to a city smaller, a bit more conservative, we were driving on the freeway and read one which we'd never seen before:
Charlton Heston Is My President

(as in the NRA)
We didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Queen Scarlett said...

LOL - CW's bumper sticker. (that is often the case isn't it?)

Um... I just saw one that made me smile:

Suburbia: where they cut down the trees and name the streets after them.

Julie said...

Elizabeth: That is especially funny, given his Planet of the Apes connections (CHIMP)

Scarlett: Oooo, that's a good one. Have you seen the one that says "Can you picture whirled peas?"

Wendy said...

One of my faves is

Don't tailgate me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

And a favorite for my occupation:

Honk if you floss naked. Your dental hygienist cares.

Gerb said...

On our way to Texas we saw this little number:

The liver is evil. It must be punished.

We steered clear of that vehicle.

chronicler said...

My favorite all time, (we are farmers):

Be Kind to Plants, Don't Eat Them

Skewedview said...

The universal bumper sticker for Democrats and Republicans...

"Run Hillary, Run!"

Democrats have on the rear bumper,
Republicans on the front.

Geo said...

Because I am a knitter:


Pappy Yokum said...

Here's mine from a license plate holder (I know, not a bumper sticker but please indulge me) found on a Porshe - "My other car is a 1973 Pinto."

Melody said...

I'll keep my eyes out and contribute later... you took my "visualize whirled peas"

Melody said...

I just remembered one:

"I've become the man I always wanted to marry."

Hmmm. I wonder why that one came to me?

Jen said...

"Pardon me, but your blind self is getting on my nerves."


"Just because you are loud doesn't mean you are right."

Queen Scarlett said...

Ok... I haven't seen the whirled peas... is there more to that? Or am I not picturing it right? ;-)

Kengo Biddles said...

Unrelated, but you're invited to read my blog post of 7/9.

FoxyJ said...

One of my favorite Seattle-type bumper stickers is the one that says "Who would Jesus bomb?"