Atticus tells me that he wants a flame thrower for Christmas. (HA! In your dreams, son.)
But that's his answer every time I ask.
Anyone have any idea how I can give him a "flame thrower" without actually giving him a flame thrower?
Be creative. Think outside the normal parameters. I'm talking about the kind of thing my dad would come up with: a miniature three-legged stool glued inside a cup (a stool sample); a wooden circle with "TUIT" printed on it (an excuse breaker, as in "as soon as I get around to it I'll do _____").
Remember, this is a family friendly blog, so keep it clean.