Or should I say son?
My eldest is having one of those days today. He dawdled until the last possible second this morning before finally getting ready for school; he came home and lounged around watching TV and bugging his brothers after school instead of doing his jobs; and he fiddlefarted around in his room instead of getting ready for bed. When he came out to get on the computer and discovered that his user is disabled, he began his conniption fit.
"Why can't I get on the computer? S-- was just on the computer."
"As I explained earlier, you haven't cleaned your room, finished your homework, practiced your guitar, or completed your daily jobs. Until that's done, there will be no computer time."
"But S-- didn't get his practicing done today and you still let him on the computer."
"That was your dad's decision, not mine. If you have a problem with it, go talk to your dad."
Instead of taking up the issue with Phil, A-- proceeds to turn on the TV while I'm brushing S--'s teeth. When I'm finished, I return to the living room, unplug the TV, and lock the plug in the lock box.
"WHAT???? I CAN STILL WATCH TV! YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT NO TV!"
"A--, that's been a rule since last year. If your jobs aren't done, you don't watch TV."
"BUT THAT WAS MYTHBUSTERS!"
"I know. That's really sad that you decided not to complete your jobs earlier. Now you'll have to miss it."
"BUT MOM, I HAVEN'T WATCHED TV FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS!!!!!"
"Don't even start with me on that one, A--. You've watched TV every day now for several weeks. All summer, in fact. Don't give me this garbage about not watching TV for weeks and weeks."
"BUT IT'S TRUE AND YOU KNOW IT!!"
"Not even, son."
Now the little self-righteous tirade begins.
"You know, I think you're determined to do everything you possibly can to make my life miserable."
(I refuse to answer.)
"And you're not doing anything to persuade me otherwise."
(Still not speaking.)
"I don't want to talk to you ever again."
(Given his attitude at that moment, I was thinking that'd be nice.)
"You know, Mom, the scriptures say that 'men are that they might have joy.' Well, I'm not feeling any joy at the moment."
(Thinking, but not saying, "Yeah, buddy. The scriptures also say 'wickedness never was happiness.' Bite me.")
He decided to "punish me," I guess, by sulking in his bed. No loss on my part, I'm tellin' you. Put that attitude to bed and give it a rest.
In other news, scattered s#%t showers are still present in my neck of the woods, but the umbrella seems to be holding up. My dad is doing much better. The situation with Phil's mom is still up in the air. The family has a lot of tough decisions to make in a short time, but everyone is working together and making the best of things. The shocker situation is something we'll be dealing with for a while. All I can say about it is that it's one of those things you never, ever want to see happen in your family. However, I can see the Lord's hand in everything that has happened, past and present, preparing us to handle this storm. We will be fine.
Thanks to everyone for asking how we're doing and for checking in from time to time. It means a lot.