Atticus: J Boo, are you done poopin'?
J Boo: No. I'm makin' a slow one.
Atticus: (laughter)
J Boo: I'm makin' a slug!
[Note to self: I may want to curtail her multiple viewings of Flushed Away. Just a thought.]
J Boo: I'm poopin' like a slug!
Atticus: What does a slug say?
J Boo: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me, hearing strange noises from the living room: J Boo, what are you doing?
J Boo (irritated now): I'm makin' a slug!
5 comments:
Hahaha! I'm convinced that kids are funniest in the bathroom.
Moms aren't supposed to hear boy talk like that. My dog once labored his business for several minutes in the back yard while my brother and I watched from the sandbox. When he was finally done, I went over to see what the issue was. He had passed a GI Joe action figure.. So the phrase was quoined, "Sh@tting GI Joes" between brother and I. Then one day I said to him, "If mom catches you doing that, she'll sh@t GI Joes!" He laughed and said, "Not as much as if she hears you say that!" She was right behind me... And yes, she did! (The GI Joes I mean..)
Sweet sounds of the Sabbath. Here is a quote from Lauren's blog. Sunshine, of course, is pretty much exactly the same age as your little pooper.
Sunshine: Mom! Mom! I pooped a castle!!! A Big Castle!! Wanna come see?
Me (looking in the toilet): Um, yep. That's great Sunshine. I'm so proud of you.
I think this new generation is all sorts of creative. . . I'm proud of both of them.
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making slugs is pretty darn fascinating. ;-)
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