tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post3696312112226765751..comments2023-06-26T03:43:06.264-06:00Comments on Confessions of a Pottymouth Mom: As easy as...Sister Pottymouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987391736782375817noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-4808268279720919762007-03-19T00:35:00.000-06:002007-03-19T00:35:00.000-06:00this is the funniest mental image i've had present...this is the funniest mental image i've had presented before my mind in a long time--a woman mummified in her own bed sheets...suspended!! stop! my side is aching from this laughter ha ha! thanks for the levity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-79462482089592276192007-02-08T17:28:00.000-07:002007-02-08T17:28:00.000-07:00The visual of this is a crackup! I can just see y...The visual of this is a crackup! I can just see your hand poking up and your little fingers waving with your hardly audible voice crying for help!Blackeyedsuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15626674680062162360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-59669681005592833172007-02-01T08:51:00.000-07:002007-02-01T08:51:00.000-07:00Several months ago I had a dream in which I was tr...Several months ago I had a dream in which I was trying to escape from a bunch of alligators in my parents' basement. In a futile attempt to escape, I jumped from the counter to the top bunkbed. While in the air, I looked down to see the biggest of the alligators snap at me. At that exact moment, my wife rolled over in bed and kicked me. Then she screamed and went back to sleep. <br /><br />...I almost needed new sheets.Lessel Peeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16402165252198015090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-46922409443426600642007-01-30T09:48:00.000-07:002007-01-30T09:48:00.000-07:00King size bed, baby. There's no touchy in the mid...King size bed, baby. There's no touchy in the middle of the night. It's great. Then in the morning, the five kids can almost all fit in between.Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-33750498914831616462007-01-29T10:27:00.000-07:002007-01-29T10:27:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Sister Pottymouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10987391736782375817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-14547524281397894572007-01-29T10:16:00.000-07:002007-01-29T10:16:00.000-07:00Thanks for all the comments. I've had quite a laug...Thanks for all the comments. I've had quite a laugh reading through them.<br /><br />I have to say one thing about the 8-inch space. I was pretty thin when I got married--120 pounds--so fitting sideways in an 8-inch space wasn't as impossible as you might think. It wasn't enough space for me to fall all the way to the floor, though. Like I said, I was wedged pretty tightly. I literally could not move. I couldn't even help Phil get me out.Sister Pottymouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10987391736782375817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-13055294999673955392007-01-28T20:44:00.000-07:002007-01-28T20:44:00.000-07:00Great story. And the title is a nice touch!Great story. And the title is a nice touch!Julie Q.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13737557893649934725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-25514933815276654772007-01-27T15:26:00.000-07:002007-01-27T15:26:00.000-07:00Funny story! Geeze how skinny are you to fit in a...Funny story! Geeze how skinny are you to fit in a 8 inch space! My big toe might fit!Carihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14088250453390627338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-73876182562719546902007-01-26T22:50:00.000-07:002007-01-26T22:50:00.000-07:00I love the image! My husband isn't as subtle as y...I love the image! My husband isn't as subtle as your darling Phil and just jabs me with his elbow if I venture onto his side of the bed at night. He CLAIMS he's asleep when he does it by I have serious doubts...Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09162148472659666694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-46840984830658935602007-01-26T13:32:00.000-07:002007-01-26T13:32:00.000-07:00That's a riot Jules! You'll have to show us the f...That's a riot Jules! You'll have to show us the feeble hand wave next GNO!!!!pflower10https://www.blogger.com/profile/04200159039339534493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-62035315924520189252007-01-26T13:25:00.000-07:002007-01-26T13:25:00.000-07:00Remind me to tell you about the time I awoke to th...Remind me to tell you about the time I awoke to the hubby asleep spitting on his pillow. It's pretty funny.<br /><br />I can't get yout visual out of my head. hilarious!sue-donymhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05157709722120704944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-27332728438583558272007-01-25T16:15:00.000-07:002007-01-25T16:15:00.000-07:00I woke up once to find my husband so close to me t...I woke up once to find my husband so close to me that I was hanging over the bed,so I got up and crawled in on his side of the bed.<br /><br />Just once.luckyzmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04176703683321469118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-22032696062034355922007-01-25T15:54:00.000-07:002007-01-25T15:54:00.000-07:00LOVE LOVE how you captured the newlywed in bed pha...LOVE LOVE how you captured the newlywed in bed phase. SO true... now it's like... we're so exhausted with kids... it's kiss goodnight and everyone to thier corners to get some sleep. I remember when we didn't mind being completely uncomfortable just so our bodies could be mashed up in a cuddle all night... <br /><br />You have GREAT stories. Can't wait to hear more.QueenScarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02270993732115125040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-42711623905027605552007-01-25T15:51:00.000-07:002007-01-25T15:51:00.000-07:00That is definitely a great story! neither one of ...That is definitely a great story! neither one of us has fallen off the bed yet, but i have definitly experienced the hogged covers. one night he hogged them so the next night i hogged them.JandBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10722714678713889488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-36562661023113622392007-01-25T11:20:00.000-07:002007-01-25T11:20:00.000-07:00Soundtrack to this great post: "Bed's Too Big With...Soundtrack to this great post: "Bed's Too Big Without You" by the Police.Geohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13928364622023202837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-8845237820507885752007-01-25T07:24:00.000-07:002007-01-25T07:24:00.000-07:00But once you get used to having someone next to yo...But once you get used to having someone next to you, how easy is it to sleep if s/he is gone?Lylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03260672421125052182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-10804329636890357102007-01-24T22:17:00.000-07:002007-01-24T22:17:00.000-07:00This is a great story!
Favorite part--The first...This is a great story!<br /> Favorite part--The first few weeks after the wedding are adventurous--even fun, I might say. But then reality hits. Ours hit during finals week.<br /> To this day I'm a horrible hog, but only in the winter. I get so cold that I just lie on my side, and have the length of my back, down to my feet all along his body. If he moves an inch away, I just skootch over toward him 'til I'm against the heater again.Elizabeth-Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12215621448451413460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-77244413522959750292007-01-24T20:18:00.000-07:002007-01-24T20:18:00.000-07:00This is not in regards to being a newlywed, but I ...This is not in regards to being a newlywed, but I had to share a bed with another woman once and I had never shared a bed with a thrasher/flailer before. I was shocked!<br /><br />It's even worse than being T-boned by a two-year-old.<br /><br />Great story. Next time you need something to write about, consider yourself tagged.dalenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13414972890937798371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304841.post-82072238536271424472007-01-24T14:34:00.000-07:002007-01-24T14:34:00.000-07:00Oh those first nights of getting used to having so...Oh those first nights of getting used to having someone else next to you. Between my wife and I we have [while asleep]:<br />commandeered the other's sleeping space<br />fallen out of bed<br />whapped the other person<br />kicked the other person<br />hogged all the covers<br />...just to name a few<br /><br />The one that happens the most frequently is the hogging the covers. They ought to make sheets, blankets and beadspreads super sized with velcro so that the covers can stay in place and yet not feel tight and confining.Lylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03260672421125052182noreply@blogger.com