Sunday, November 28, 2010
Atticus: J Boo, are you done poopin'?
J Boo: No. I'm makin' a slow one.
J Boo: I'm makin' a slug!
[Note to self: I may want to curtail her multiple viewings of Flushed Away. Just a thought.]
J Boo: I'm poopin' like a slug!
Atticus: What does a slug say?
J Boo: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me, hearing strange noises from the living room: J Boo, what are you doing?
J Boo (irritated now): I'm makin' a slug!
Monday, November 01, 2010
Phil had to go have some tests done today after work. One of those was the "pee-in-a-cup" test. When Phil got home, Mr. Wiggle Brows was asking why Dad was home so early. When I told him that Daddy had to go somewhere to get some tests done and that he'd had to pee in a cup, Mr. Wiggle Brows asked incredulously, "You mean they don't have bathrooms there????"